Well, cometh the new year and all the newspaper, mags, and entertainment channels (better known as news channels) remind us of the most clichéd, hyped lie we tell to ourselves a.k.a New Year Resolutions(read promises which must be broken before the new year bash hangover is over). And what a bullshit man!! Are we really concerned if Kate Moss vows that she’ll use eco-friendly nappy for her kittens. Kittyshit !! But these mediawallahs are hell bent on giving their (un)holy advice.
A recent survey by a US university says that the percentage of women keeping their resolutions is three times as high as men. ( why don’t Yales and Columbias do anything saner. Well if they have run outta ideas i suggest we have Mayawatis and Mamtas here in India, who I am sure, will take shit out of your mind). This speaks of men being chicken hearted at keeping promises. I think, we men, shouldn’t be blamed outright. The unfair sex is hardwired just on some other weird lines. Its not our fault. It’s the way we have evolved. They say a man thinks of sex every six second!! (many testosterone charged alphas may even challenge that ;) ) And there’s nothing wrong with it (not to be taken literally). I mean this way nature makes sure that every male has urge to spread his genes. Leave that Darwinism apart, I just want to show that how men are men and why men will be men…
Scene 1: A guy sitting alone, musing while enjoying his cappuccino in a café. Just see at what all concerns him..
“Were we born to be lonely..??”
“Am I satisfied with my job..?”
“Why don’t they hang Kasab..!?”
“Recession !! swine flu ??”
“Does Obama deserve Nobel ??”
“My fucking boss $#%%@..”
“I think they should include Dravid in one-dayers..”
“What is my true calling..??”
“Nehru is the bloody reason to all this pain in the ass (read Pakistan problem).”
“I want to bring change..”
“Copenhagen failure…”
“Can we sustain more IIMs..??”
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Scene 2 A beautiful lady enters the café and sits in one of the couches nearby. Now see how his mann ka radio gets out of tune (not necessarily nasal ;) )
“Wow man !! she’s fucking hot !!”
“A real babe !!”
“Should I ask her out ..?”
“Will she get impressed by my MNC job..??”
“Good hair, I say ..”
“What is she reading..??”
“The room smells so nice..wow!!”
“What a dressing sense..!!”
“35-24-35 34-25-36 34-26-35 ???”
“Could she be single..??”
“I see a possible soulmate in her…”
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